Hey everybody!
Ok, I don't have a whole lot to write about right now. But I did hear this joke recently. So here it is for your pleasure:
God comes to Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and says to them
"I have two gifts to bestow upon you my children. The first gift is the ability to pee standing up."
Adam excitedly puts up his hand and yells "Me me me! I want it I want it I want it!"
So God gives him the gift, Adam pisses all over everything, the plants, the animals, God's foot, while screaming "look at me!"
So after he's done pissing all over the place, Eve looks down kind of discouraged and quietly asks
"Um, so what's the second gift?"
God replies "Brains."
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