New Feature : "Overheard in SPB"

Ok, so I'm going to start a new little feature on my blog here. It's going to be called "Overheard in SPB".

Overheard this morning in the office, from one of my older female co-workers:

"Sergei Leonidovich, don't you know that statistically, only ten percent of the male population likes fat women? The other 90 percent likes REALLY fat women."
(-said during a conversation with male co-worker regarding wheather the above female co-worker needs to lose some more weight or not. )

Also a joke today at the office:

"So there I am, coming out of a restaurant like a decent person, when some swine has the nerve to step on my necktie."

(just in case someone didn't get the joke, because there are no nuances of the voice and shit, in order for someone to have stepped on dude's tie, he had to have been drunk and crawling.)